Whoa! I'm One Of THOSE Parents

Sigh.
Yes, it is true. Evidence:
Last week, Anna brought a donut shaped cardboard cutout home from preschool. Her assignment: to decorate the cardboard as a wreath in any way that she wants.
Anna and I started to work on this. Fast forward ten minutes:

[cue mental image of she and I surrounded by scraps of felt, strands of garland, Elmer's, glitter, and craft glue, and a horse made out of a pipe cleaner]
"Mommy! This is not your wreath, it does not have your name written on it!"