Look Who's Talking Now

Uh, that would be Jack.
He is also always listening. Which is possibly more disconcerting.
But the good news is I think he is going to be a fairly witty conversationalist. Some examples:

• Jack after oh-so-obviously peeing in the bathtub:
  "Mine potty here."
  
• Jack after discovering a rash on his tummy:
  "I pink, Mommy! I pink!"
• Jack after twirling around in a circle while imitating Anna:
  "House spinning, Mommy, house spinning."
• Jack after Tommy has stolen his pretzel:
  "Mine pretzel is in Tommy's mouth!"
• Jack, after being told we are out of chocolate milk:
  "Buy More!"
• Jack, after listening to Mommy say "He's such a boy!" when Thomas tackled him to get a train:
  [With perfect timing, from the bottom of the scrum...] "He's such a bad boy."
• Jack, getting impatient with Mommy at breakfast time:
  "I big boy I pour Grape Nuts."
  
• Jack, on a long car ride during which only Anna was allowed to hold the portable DVD player:
  "No DVD! Only com-pu-ter! No DVD!"
• Jack, using a shoelace to lead Tommy, who is on all fours and biting the other end of the shoelace:
  "Go horse go! Bite it! Eat it! Go!"
  
• Jack, running with shoelace:
  "Tie Mommy up! Tie Mommy up!"

And he's also very, very sweet:
[pointing at me] "Dis is my Mommy!"
[pointing at me] "I like dis Mommy!"