Jack Made a Hose

We knew he was fond of hoses. I mean: really fond.
But did we have any idea that he could make a hose out of Magnetos?
No, we did not.
But then there it was, and here he is spraying down the big cardboard box.

I'm not sure what it is with Jack and things that spray. And evidently it is not just the water that is appealing to him; Jack gets that same maniacal "hose look" when he's holding a hair dryer.
Which he often does, of course, because doing someone else's hair is one of his most favorite things to do. Along with styling his own.

Yep, Jack's a smart guy. He can also make an ice cream cone out of Magnetos. And a triangle (which he identified himself, BTW). Jack also likes to pretend he's Mommy. He does this by grabbing a plastic bag, slinging it over his shoulder, and telling me: "bye Mommy!", "be right back!", and "go to meeting".

Then he walks around the corner so I can't see him.
Five seconds later he will come running back into the room, pretend to reach for something on the floor and say "forgot! umbrella!".

What can I say? My exits are a bit scattered. Like Mommy, like Jackie.