Abolute Power Corrupts Absolutely

The first photo is way, way, way too 'Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms Junior Auxiliary' for my liking.

Jack, Jack, Jack.
Give the boy a hose and he turns into a complete dictator.
And he enjoys it.
Note the clenched teeth, note the forward thrust of the jaw. Try to avert your eyes from the exposed veins in his neck. If this was real life, the sound you would be hearing now is the (slightly creepy, I'll admit) humming noise he makes while whisking the hose from side to side and blowing away another tennis ball, or bug, or big sister.

In my opinion, he's on the fast track to Law and Order fame.
As a cop, OK?