Jack's Ting-Ting

Ah yes. It is so, so, so funny having a double entendre of one's own.
Jack's ting-tings (for he has more than one) are actually just strings. Plain, ordinary, shoelace-like lacing bead strings.
That lend themselves just beautifully to unexpected mid-afternoon "naughty fabulous" comments such as:

• "Thomas, stop pulling Jack's ting-ting!"
• "Jack, NEVER EVER wrap your ting-ting around your neck! You could hurt yourself!"
• "Anna, you can't use Jack's ting-ting as Horsie's car seat strap. Jack was playing with it."

Need I say more? These just seem to get funnier and funnier to me.