Jack, I Can't Play Right Now

... because I have to get something ready for dinner.
[Mommy starts to make rustling noises in the kitchen.]

What does Jack do?
He walks over to the drawer where we keep the delivery menus.
He opens the drawer and picks out the menu of the place we order from the most.
He hands me the menu.
No, I am not proud of this.

Jack also refers to heating hot dogs in the microwave as 'cooking'.
Again, not so proud.

All this reminds me of the day when I realized that 1-year old Anna knew her phone number. I was on the phone with our favorite Vietnamese place, had just finished my order and was asked for our phone number.
I got as far as "212-8" before Anna, quietly playing across the room, looked up and shouted out the rest.

Sigh.