Why Anna Is Smarter Than I Am

[Part two of a three-part series. See the first installment here.]

Because she asks questions like:
"Mommy, why does 'Sit down!' and 'Sit up!' mean the same thing?"

And it takes me a good five minutes to get an answer together.
For such blatant opposites, there is a surprising amount of sublety involved there. I was impressed.