What a Preschool Teacher Said To Me

"Anna was a bit upset today. I thought she had to go to the bathroom, so I asked her about it. Anna told me I have to make a poo. I ate a lot of food and now it's stuck in my butt."

It is moments such as these that make you want to be an educator, is it not?
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Other bathroom related anecdotes:

Anna needed help getting 'unstuck' from the toilet seat. When I got to the bathroom she told me:

"Someone's pulling my butt into the potty! [pause...]
It's my fish."

Uh, that would be the fish that we had flushed into fish heaven a few weeks ago.

Anna has learned the concept of the women's bathroom and the men's bathroom. One day at the pizza place the door to the women's bathroom was locked. I explained this was because there was only one toilet in there, and someone was using it.
She thought about this for a moment.
It was at that point she started to hollar "Get out! Get out! Get out!" very loudly.

Almost forgot: as of 5 nights ago, Anna wears underwear at night. She decided to. So far, so good.