Tales From The Potty

(The squeamish amongst our readers would do well to avert their eyes now.)

• Anna after she gets out of the bath last nite:
  
  "I peed and it went down the drain and into the pipe and out into the ocean and the fishies will say 'Whose is that pee?'"
  
  Wow.
  Such a grasp of urban plumbing for one so young.
  
  
• Anna after I ask her if there is anything in her diaper:
  
  "Yes... there is one little, lonely thing..."
  
  
• Anna has started labeling her poos according to their, uh, unique shape. As in: "I did a J-poo!". And "I did a carrot poo!". Other poos that have made an appearance are "K"-poos (impressive if you really think about it) and "hole" poos (recall the pock-marked surface of the moon).
  

As you can probably tell, things are progressing nicely. Since yesterday I have started bribing her with M&Ms...