You've Been Jacked!

That's what we say when Jack:

- tries to eat our newspaper
- pulls out all the wipes in the container
- attempts to suck on the doorstop
- grabs the Crestron remote and turns off the lights in the kitchen
- figures out how to open cupboard doors -- by grabbing from the bottom.

In other Jack news, he's started singing. Which is totally adorable. He even has a song! It goes like this:

"ha ha ha".

Impressive, eh? And if you give him a plastic cup, he will put it up to his mouth and work it like an American Idol microphone. And if you make up a slightly different song, say: "ha ho ho", he will try to imitate you. And if he feels the beat, look out: he'll do his pelvic bounce thing. What a guy!