Saturday, July 15, 2006

Questions I Can't Answer...

... or definitely don't want to:

(1) Mommy, where do comets come from?
[OK; difficult, but doable. I can make something up.]

And then:
(2) Mommy, what is diarrhea?
[Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo way.]
[Quick--distract! Redirect! Ask her if she wants some cake! Let her dial Brazil on the cell phone!]


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