How The Drive To Rochester Went

I realize that I haven't mentioned it.
Two major points:

(1) How do you tell if your child's motion sickness wristbands are not working?
When you find yourself taking them off his wrists because they are soaked in vomit, then you know your child's motion sickness wristbands are not working.

(2) 'Rocket Poo'. To coin a phrase.
This has nothing to do with velocity; it merely describes the Washington Monument-like form of what came out. In the grass in front of the hourly motel right next to the Mt. Read Boulevard exit on 490West in the city of Rochester.
And did I mention it was raining?
At least there was a dumpster nearby.

But that's OK. As we were getting back into the car Anna said to me: "Mommy, thank you so much! I couldn't have done it without you!"

Believe me: I couldn't have come close to imagining this scenario without you, babe.