Anna Quotes

• Anna in the middle of our preschool globe demonstration (for no reason apparent to myself or anyone else, mind you):
  "Jack is my boy!"
• After taking Anna with me to the Prenatal Yoga Center to hear a friend give a talk:
  "I did yoga when Winnie was in my tummy."
  
• Anna, it's time to stop wearing diapers to bed and start wearing Pull-ups.
• "but that doesn't make sense..."
• "but that is just not acceptable"
• Recently I found Anna holding one of her stuffed animal Nemos, a bit soggy. Our conversation went like this:
  

"My fish is wet."
Where did the water come from?
"My butt." "My fish jumped into the pee-pee."

• Anna, returning from a playdate with Cole that Jenny took her to, upon seeing Mommy taking the brothers out, all bundled up, in their stroller:
  "Mommy, how did you get out of the house?"
• "If you don't push me in the laundry basket Mommy, I'll put you in time out."
  As an aside: Anna never just makes me go into time out; she straps me in using any available restraining device.
• We are in the library. Anna sees a globe. She gets excited and walks closer.
  "Mommy, does it have a smart pen?"
  
• Anna wakes up one morning at 5AM. We get downstairs, I sit in the chair with her. She looks at me.
  "I think somebody is hungry..."
  Wow maybe if I teach her how to use the toaster and leave the syrup out on the couter I could sleep another hour. Or two.