If this was your ER doctor...

What would you do?

I'd say the reflex check and blood pressure squeezes would definitely be out. And by the way how do you crawl up onto the examining table?

Thomas is such a Lassie; he is the golden retriever I always wanted. Dirty socks, 3-day old Cheerios, random items I had long since forgotten about under my bed--he loves to pick things up with his teeth and hold them there for unusually long periods of time.